Bigfoot Is for Real!

I knew it! I knew eventually somebody would discover evidence that proved the existence of Bigfoot. In this case, they found a body. If you read down the page, these guys have scheduled a news conference for friday where they will present dna evidence from the body that supposedly proves that this is a "Bigfoot". Awesome! Next up, the Loch Ness Monster.

This whole conversation reminded me of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg. Here's his take on the legendary monster.

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."

Man, that's good stuff.